Monday, August 30, 2010 - [How to Install Love]
Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process?
CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in nontechnical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name?
CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician, but most call me God. Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer (Me) suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Put another way... keep in touch.
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process?
CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in nontechnical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name?
CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician, but most call me God. Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer (Me) suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Put another way... keep in touch.
bits of me revealed at ..
10:04 PM.
Sunday, August 29, 2010 - [one of the bestdays of my life [:]
Saturday was a goooooooooooooooooooooood day [:
was feeling stone in the morning after packing all my files ... and breaking my stapler ._.
couldn't decide between bus or MRT, but didn't wanna reach too early, so MRT-ed .
@@" These adverts are nice to see, but usually goes unappreciated right?
So.. reached Aljunied and met DY [:
had a donut!
and we walked to Harvest Care Centre,
when we reached the other volunteers and LeongFoo weren't there yet :o ..
watched a little kid play pool dangerously >_> .. then the rest arrived and we began learning the basic 18step dance first!
then.. the elderly started arriving and we all danzed togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
Been ages since I exercised, and it's really great! I wanna go there again!
hahahah, the community centre told us to be careful when walking back 'cause it's at the RedLightDistrict area looooool.
went to AMK with DY and met D thr and we had lunchie tgt, DY almost fell asleep at the foodcourt lmao. then then.. DY went home~ me and Daniel went to studyyyyyy
but first! to try the legendary..
KOI bubble tea @@"
so high-class worr, gt queue number one @@" it was 544 when we arrived..
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee [: !
actually didn't wait that long hahaha
❤ cute packaging
koi plastic bag
koi straws
koi cup
hahaha
his fingers look very short :x
after my comment he said
"okay lorr, take by itself"
LOL.
yummylicious!
he camwh0red until my phone died. LOL.
(this photo kills me)
after studying, went to play at a playground before going home [: !
was feeling stone in the morning after packing all my files ... and breaking my stapler ._.
couldn't decide between bus or MRT, but didn't wanna reach too early, so MRT-ed .
@@" These adverts are nice to see, but usually goes unappreciated right?
So.. reached Aljunied and met DY [:
had a donut!
and we walked to Harvest Care Centre,
when we reached the other volunteers and LeongFoo weren't there yet :o ..
watched a little kid play pool dangerously >_> .. then the rest arrived and we began learning the basic 18step dance first!
then.. the elderly started arriving and we all danzed togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
Been ages since I exercised, and it's really great! I wanna go there again!
hahahah, the community centre told us to be careful when walking back 'cause it's at the RedLightDistrict area looooool.
went to AMK with DY and met D thr and we had lunchie tgt, DY almost fell asleep at the foodcourt lmao. then then.. DY went home~ me and Daniel went to studyyyyyy
but first! to try the legendary..
KOI bubble tea @@"
so high-class worr, gt queue number one @@" it was 544 when we arrived..
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee [: !
actually didn't wait that long hahaha
❤ cute packaging
koi plastic bag
koi straws
koi cup
hahaha
his fingers look very short :x
after my comment he said
"okay lorr, take by itself"
LOL.
yummylicious!
he camwh0red until my phone died. LOL.
(this photo kills me)
bits of me revealed at ..
11:32 AM.
Saturday, August 28, 2010 - [packpack]
finally got round to filing all my stuffs and packing my books/files...
all the rubbish... @@"
all the extra staples I plucked out and restapled... until my stapler broke -.-
this is lousy stapler, do not buy it, I don't even know where it came from.
can't wait to throw away all my books and files...
all the rubbish... @@"
all the extra staples I plucked out and restapled... until my stapler broke -.-
this is lousy stapler, do not buy it, I don't even know where it came from.
can't wait to throw away all my books and files...
bits of me revealed at ..
11:11 AM.
Friday, August 27, 2010 - [5th anni]
my personal entertainer ❤
we must be strong and optimistic no matter what! [:
we will show them that we won't give up~
on Eeling's leg
"ayesha loves you more than adna does ^^v"
"adna - okay ^^"
DY ❤s me :DDD
Envelopes that we mailed to ourselves...
will look forward to receiving you in March 2011 ~
we must be strong and optimistic no matter what! [:
we will show them that we won't give up~
on Eeling's leg
"ayesha loves you more than adna does ^^v"
"adna - okay ^^"
DY ❤s me :DDD
Envelopes that we mailed to ourselves...
will look forward to receiving you in March 2011 ~
some idiot SC poked two holes through our nugget by pinning the unattractive prom poster.
Adna's little notes..
❤ Adna [:
(this is turning out to be such a lovey post O_O .. )
felt stressed about the soft toy thingy,
had a dream about mr.happy and decided to get it on Thursday itself..
you can lock fingers with his star-shaped hands [:
and he has little ballet feet hahaha
huggable x999 and cute-looking
problem solved: I've found the most ideal soft toy :D
but that's just my opinion..............
[ayesha STOP thinking so much.]
Today is Friday. TGIF .
I got released at 12.30 and was thinking of what to do until the gates would swing open for us at 1pm, but Adna had soooo much faith that the turnstiles would be working, and me and eeling said, go try yourself lor. and it worked! So we left super early [: ~~
Reached home at 2pm omgomgomg! and slept for 2 and half hours. wheeeeeee~ woke up and bro came home.. 0oo..
so... waited for him to get ready then we + seri + baby went to Takashimaya tgt.
I look weird.
[still haven't cleared my thoughts..]
all of us too ravenous to take pics of the food, so only desserts :x
it's me and daddy with the ice cream again ❤
This is bro's dessert. omg.
According to him:
ice shavings
chin chow jelly
black juice (???)
milk
It tasted good :x
ice shavings
chin chow jelly
black juice (???)
milk
It tasted good :x
It's 10:33pm now, should I sleep again?
yes I should.
[makes me stop thinking.]
bits of me revealed at ..
9:43 PM.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - [dad birthday dinner [:]
ayesha will be a better person from tonight onwards!
[: !!!!!!! (ayeeee in a super good mood now)
Okayye, I've came to the conclusion that daddy has forgotten or is too lazy to send me photos from Saturday evening, so I'll just post whatever I have from my pitiful handphone
What a cute picture~
ehehhe
Actually, daddy and bro had an argument! So brother went to sit down to avoid talking to him @@" sis apparently enjoys sitting thr hahahah!
So this is where we went!
amaaaaazzzing queue, actually my stepmum and maid were already thr with the cake and bro zoomed off from Bugis MRT and said we walk slowly and said he go queue first but actually he went to meet them first! and the two went to hide ahhahaha pretended to my dad that they went out to look at handphones LOL.
Soooo many people, we stood in the queue for about an hour?
tsktsk bro soooo addicted to "Everybody Loves Raymond"
"Nando's" has big big advertisements!!!
❤ Nando's for finally coming to Singapore...
daddy saw it in Africa, we saw it in UK and M'sia and etc etc ~
yayyy finally reached the front!
Daddy posing by coincidence! hahahah!
Okay this part will be spammage of random photos in the restaurant 'cause their captions and descriptions are alllllll sooooooo cute like Carls' Junior hahaha!
what a pretty chilli holder :o
(Y) .
peri-peri chilli!
my happy sistaaaaaaaaa
Ice Choc ❤
heehee the different standards of spice!
hahha this is for people like.... cheehooi? :p
even the chips are spicy! LOL
yummmmm~
My feathers were ruffled indeed.... but wooooooo (Y)
my lovely other half of the family U.U
double yum!
heeeeee [:
Goodnight everyone! Do patronize Nando's at Bugis Junction! Beside Ajisen!
bits of me revealed at ..
11:25 PM.
